Beyond The Podcast: If You’re Not A Fan Of Golden Girls, I’m Not A Fan Of You

Our canned post-awkward-first date-breakup letter (originally penned by Sara’s former Boss and modified for our purposes).

Hi _______,

Thanks for meeting up – you seem great and I am happy that we met. Unfortunately, I think we fall into that illustrious category of “two nice people without chemistry”. I’m sure you feel the same, these things are usually mutual.

If the stars align and we run into each other again I’ll be happy to see you and hope you’ll feel the same!

Best of luck,


It’s Butters in his hoodie! Those ears!



Mitch in his polo shirt on his way to work at Target:

MitchHedbergAnd that time Andrew Keegan started a cult.

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