Welcome to twitter wit – or twitwit for short – our twitter roundup where we share our favorite funny and/or smart tweets that have us crushing. Anna Kendrick ponders the intelligence of assholes, Ricky Gervais questions religious privilege, and Taylor Tomlinson responds to an age old question with the soul of wit.
For someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) September 2, 2013
Same sex marriage isn’t gay privilege. It’s equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying tax. Like churches don’t. — Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 29, 2015
Somebody texted me “What are you doing?” and I just wrote back, “My best.”
— Taylor Tomlinson (@taylortomlinson) January 4, 2015
I know I lose 3 hours when I fly from LA to New York but how many lbs do I lose? — Molly Tarlov (@mollytarlov) April 19, 2015
Is an okay excuse for not going to work “The new emojis came out and I need some time to get to know them”? — Amy Heidt (@amyheidt) April 9, 2015
The woman I marry gets the bonus of finding out I’ve been collecting hotel soaps for the last 5 years and am willing to share my collection.
— Michael Somerville (@SomervillePuns) April 29, 2015